Hey guys,

It’s me again, with another stupid website! I hope you enjoy this one – in fact, I believe you will, as I intend to use it to give free stuff to YOU.

As my latest *social experiment, I am going to be making artwork – and then giving it  away, so that the ideas conveyed will actually be conveyed, instead of stuck rotting in some box in my closet. Exciting!

Now mind you, I also have to eat, and to a greater degree, pay for supplies. So I’m terribly sorry, but when I said free, I meant, “the cost of shipping it to you.” I hope you are not offended by this betrayal of your trust, and will chose to adopt a piece of my brain regardless. I hope you do, because it is lonely, loveless, cold, and has of late, developed a small cough.

I have attached my resume, and thank you greatly for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,
-Teina L. Smith

*Free: Cost of shipping if applicable.
*Social Experiment: For two weeks in 2010, I decided to put on make-up and bother with my dress to see if it would make people respect my opinion and include me more. …It did, and you all sicken me.